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Friday, 11 October 2013
Wednesday, 9 October 2013
Tuesday, 8 October 2013
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, Why are whales FAT ?? Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND ? Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE.. Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess... As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST... In our country, We have FREEDOM of SPEECH, Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ? If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES ? Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ? Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT ? If its true that we are here to HELP others, What are others HERE for ? If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE... Why do bars have PARKING lots ? If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..? When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..? If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..? Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..? Can You Cry Under Water.? Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog", When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..?? We all are Living in a seriously funny world....
Monday, 7 October 2013
Sunday, 6 October 2013
HUSBAND Aur WIFE Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Tha.. BIWI :- Kaash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shaadi Na Karti. Pati :- Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shaadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha..? BIWI :- Aur Nahi To Kya...... Pati :- Aey Khuda Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha..
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